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   messageicon Ambercrombie and fitch said they are going to offer to pay the Jersey Shore cast to stop wearing their clothing. Nothing like one group of douchebags telling another group of douchebags to stop dressing like douchebags.
←Rate | 08-19-2011 00:09 by Seth Comments (0)  

   messageicon You think after making 58 mil last year, Bieber could buy a freakin belt.
←Rate | 01-15-2014 16:03 by Seth Comments (0)  

   messageicon My spirit animal would run into a screen door.
←Rate | 04-16-2014 07:34 by Seth Comments (0)  

   messageicon My six year old nephew asked what he should say if a bully said to give him his lunch money. I said tell him you left it on his moms nightstand.
←Rate | 03-12-2014 17:19 by Seth Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you don't want me to bring party hats and confetti, don't include the word 'party' in "Search Party."
←Rate | 08-31-2013 12:39 by Seth Comments (0)  

   messageicon That hilarious moment when people are over taxed and act like its never happened before.
←Rate | 05-15-2013 18:26 by Seth Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember. Guns aren't illegal. We just want you to prove you're not a psychopath before you buy it.
←Rate | 06-12-2013 18:30 by Seth Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you still have a Romney sticker on your car, I got news that may come as a bit of a surprise to some of you. He lost.
←Rate | 04-30-2013 17:18 by Seth Comments (0)  

   messageicon Attending community college without student aid has made me realize some things. 1. Never rely on the bus as your only form of transport. Buses break down. 2. Mixing Taco Bell sauce with Top Ramen tastes exactly like poverty.
←Rate | 11-02-2013 08:31 by Seth Comments (0)  

   messageicon Posting pictures of a huge supply of hard liquor isn't going to impress anyone but your toxicologist.
←Rate | 10-07-2013 01:16 by Seth Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing is worse than biting into a hot pocket than when your two front teeth slice through a gritty frozen meat ball.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 19:20 by Seth Comments (0)  

   messageicon Late night 20 minute conversations with the McDonalds Drive thru guy about those who we aspire to love, the desolate restitution of our youth, and McNuggets. Because adulthood.
←Rate | 08-03-2014 04:31 by Seth Comments (0)  


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