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   messageicon I'm gonna start driving my car on bike paths, it's only fair.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 23:10 by SKoop Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like Tuesday simply because it is literally the furthest from next Monday I can possibly be.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:54 by SKoop Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't got much to do today, I suppose I should do something productive. I'll probably go on ahead and pre-cook this 13lbs of bacon in my fridge. You know... In case of emergency
←Rate | 01-19-2012 10:39 by sKoop Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet you didn't know that women can get b o n e r s...True story... They get them right in their mouth.
←Rate | 10-04-2011 22:29 by sKoop Comments (0)  

   messageicon I feel sorry for kids that behave in public because you know they get beat at home a lot.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 16:25 by SKoop Comments (0)  

   messageicon I knew a girl high school who didn't have an oreo until she was 17. I think about this a lot
←Rate | 08-09-2013 08:35 by Skoop Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey squirrel, your tail looks gay
←Rate | 08-08-2013 23:45 by Skoop Comments (0)  

   messageicon :The sign above my office door reads "Dr. J. Smith - The rapist". It's kinda funny 'cause most women who visit my office enquire about the typo. Many limp out realising there isn't one.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 23:26 by Skoop Comments (0)  


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