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   messageicon we have hunger games at work everyday...starts around 11:30
←Rate | 03-23-2012 09:24 by Rod Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your not going to remove that deer carcass from the side of the road can you at least turn his head so hes not looking at me while I drive by drinking my morning coffee!
←Rate | 08-16-2011 09:28 by Rod Comments (0)  

   messageicon you know your getting old when you put your foot up on a cement curb so you can tie your shoe.....and you step on your nuts!
←Rate | 03-19-2013 15:42 by rod Comments (0)  

   messageicon either I'm not feeling to well or I just sat on a whoopie cushion full of beef gravy!
←Rate | 02-19-2013 14:45 by ROD Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanks outlook, but I dont need you to tell me that I have a very clean inbox!
←Rate | 04-10-2013 16:21 by ROD Comments (0)  

   messageicon Another tragic reported, almost a 100 ducks fell in Glendale Az lastnight, sunday about the same amount of eagles fell in Philly, I wanna know whats going on with all these birds!!! Whats next? Falcons? Ravens? Its all crazy to me!
←Rate | 01-11-2011 09:34 by Rod Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alzheimer's can't be all bad. You get to meet new people every day
←Rate | 05-06-2010 18:03 by ROD Comments (0)  

   messageicon I didnt take care of something this its prarie dog season!
←Rate | 03-15-2012 16:12 by Rod Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nuevo censo fuera dice que 1 de 6 estadounidenses son hispanos. Me parece un poco difícil de creer. Feliz el jueves todos!
←Rate | 03-24-2011 09:45 by rod Comments (0)  

   messageicon I tell you what, if any french publication decides to publish topless pictures of me someone will definitely be getting their @ss sued!
←Rate | 09-20-2012 12:11 by rod Comments (0)  


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