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ha ha suckers, gullible IS in the dictionary, I checked....
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wondering how women on tv desert islands always have perfectly shaved legs & armpits? I mean, there's no chicks in 'Lost' kicking around in mohair stockings...
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: If you have ever seen me drunk, click the 'like' button... 30 or more likes, you have a problem.
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This is amazing! Copy and paste this as your status, and within 5 minutes, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! This really works! I tried it twice and it worked both times. Copy and paste this as your status, more people need to know about this ♥♥♥
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Pick up line of the day: Hey, did you know that girls can't touch their elbows together? (works best with women wearing low-cut shirts)
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Tony Abbott as self appointed Minister for Women's Affairs? “I felt a great disturbance in the Force; as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced”.
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There's a bustle in my hedgerow; what do I do?! - feeling alarmed
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I know this is bad taste... But do you think this means we'll be seeing an increase in Japanese Superheroes?...
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to all my friends who wished me happy birthday today, thank you! You've really made me smile. Especially cause it wasn't really my birthday. Happy April Fools! :)
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Hmmm.. That's weird... I was the 100,000 visitor yesterday too... Winning streak!
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Go to google, type in 'giraffes are' and check out the auto complete suggestions...
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Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap? Hells Bells! I must say, I'm Thunderstruck. I know it's a Long Way To The Top, and if You Want Blood, you'd better Shoot To Thrill with a Big Gun, but still he must have some Big Balls. I guess Money Talks...
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To this day, the girl who used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, she makes great Subway sandwiches
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whenever I see a can of Glen 20, I think to myself "do you reckon that's Ben 10's older brother?" Then I laugh. And wonder how other people put up with me.
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kissed a girl [then click "like"]
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the 93% of people who will NOT re-post this as my status (all chain-status updates)
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How does Sean Connery shave? Ctrl + S
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"Tom Clancy - Dead at 66". I've not read that one, do hope it's as good as his other books
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My friend told me Alan Rickman had died. I said "You're joking?". She replied "Nope. Dead Sirius."
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pretty excited about the recent discovery of the Higgs Boston or God particle... I could be wrong, but if my calculations are correct, this means 'Mass Effect' IRL!!!?
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