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   messageicon I'm sure you will find someone nice. But You can't shake the wh0re tree and hope an angel falls out...
←Rate | 11-17-2011 05:36 by Rob224 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do people spill their guts on facebook like it's, "Daddy touched me week" on Dr. Phil???
←Rate | 11-17-2011 06:00 by Rob224 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh I love seven layer cookies!!! Each layer compliments the next. Right as the coconut starts to fade, HELLO Mrs. butterscotch!!!!
←Rate | 11-17-2011 05:53 by Rob224 Comments (1)  

   messageicon How come men go to $trip clubs with other men? I'm thinking of getting a b0ner later, you wanna come? Come on man let's go get some b0ners, my treat! I love going out with my buddies and getting b0ners with them...
←Rate | 11-17-2011 02:21 by rob224 Comments (0)  

   messageicon As the world focuses on KONY 2012, which is a good project, let's remember the THOUSANDS on welfare that are out buying a Lexus!!
←Rate | 03-08-2012 04:55 by ROB224 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Due to your inability to put dishes in the dishwasher, I am diagnosing you with Dishleprophoia - Fear of being trapped inside a dishwasher...
←Rate | 09-27-2012 01:00 by ROB224 Comments (0)  


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