QueenBee404 Funny Status Messages
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didn't mean to accept your friend request. This is the last status you will read.
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wonders why is it that when someone wants to give me advice they "put their two cents in" but I only get "a penny for my thoughts". Where is that second penny going? I think I might be getting ripped off...
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if at first you don't succeed, you will never make it to second.
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wondering why when the best actors are chosen by actors it is called the Oscars, but when the best actors are chosen by regular people it is called an election.
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Old Macdonald had an agricultural real-estate tax abatement...
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thinks that marriage should be like football; you must show up fully committed and prepared and score every opportunity you get!
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if you follow your heart, you will eventually end up in your chest cavity.
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working today to stamp out, eliminate and erradicate redundancy...
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's 3 year old daughter has shown herself to be a real woman. She has no interest in baseball and had no interest in Daddie until baseball came on.
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wondering why if vegetarian food is so great, everything they make is "turkey flavored" this or "chicken flavored" that.
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wondering if I get stopped for speeding in a Toyota can I tell the officer I had a "Prius-exisiting condition?"
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worried that my latest Salvation Army donatin will have tons of women homeless women looking like sluts from the 90's...
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for every husband who says that his wife cannot take a joke, he should remember that she took him...
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an alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
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just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident.
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to all of my FB friends: I love you all and you are fabulous! Except for you #78; you are just an ass. You know who you are so don't even try to fake the funk...
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saw a car today that had a sticker that said "Americans never forget". Then I remembered that Hiliary Clinton is Secretary of State so obviously we do...
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wondering why I can put my "two cents in" but I only get "a penny for my thoughts." I suspect I might be getting ripped off...
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working on my taxes and has come to the conclusion that taxation WITH respresentation is not that great either...
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thinks that Obama may just get into the Guiness Book of World records for "Most People Screwed in a Single Day"...
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