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   messageicon Everyone has that friend in the group that everyone hates but just keeps them around for the sole reason of hating him. If you think that's not the case in your group, then you're that friend.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 14:03 by MR Comments (0)  


   messageicon I walked into a party last night and someone yelled, "dibbs!"
←Rate | 02-04-2011 11:30 by MR Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend asked me if his car's blinker worked. I checked and said: yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 18:23 by MR Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 17:26 by MR Comments (1)  


   messageicon What do you call a black guy in a three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise?
←Rate | 01-05-2011 16:58 by MR Comments (0)  



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