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   messageicon You can't sell electric cars if gas is cheap. If you don't think that's part of the plan, you're not paying attention.
←Rate | 06-09-2022 14:30 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you love that moment when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.
←Rate | 12-15-2021 11:49 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best gift of all, is freedom and health. Merry Christmas
←Rate | 12-19-2021 14:30 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's been said we will see the Bengals in the Super Bowl when hell freezes over... Well, here we go.
←Rate | 02-03-2022 16:59 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't get this nicorette stuff lit.
←Rate | 01-13-2010 18:01 by mm Comments (0)  


   messageicon i got addicted to nicotine gum..now I smoke trying to kick the habbit...
←Rate | 01-30-2012 10:00 by mm Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes Amazon, I'm still watching. Stop being so insecure.
←Rate | 02-08-2022 18:09 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon You have four years to fix this country Joe. What are you doing instead? Talking about Trump every single day!
←Rate | 02-10-2022 18:46 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holding a grudge don't make you strong; it makes you bitter. Forgiving doesn't make you weak; it sets you free.
←Rate | 01-20-2022 15:09 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Haha I can see it now "pot stamps" for people that can't afford to buy their pot.
←Rate | 11-07-2021 15:53 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon On Facebook, never judge a woman by his profile picture.
←Rate | 01-14-2022 16:37 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon People can't go to sleep if any of their phone apps need to be updated, but will drive their car with the check engine light on until it explodes.
←Rate | 02-09-2022 16:32 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy MILK day...!
←Rate | 01-18-2021 09:09 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's with everyone calling it "Holiday decorations" back in my day, we called it a little something like Christmas.
←Rate | 12-30-2021 16:26 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves...?
←Rate | 09-30-2021 10:23 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seeking one-night stand... Possibly 2 because I have two lamps.
←Rate | 02-09-2022 14:59 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus saves... He must shop at Wall*Mart...
←Rate | 08-01-2009 00:50 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him.
←Rate | 12-22-2021 19:15 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon You suddenly realize that you're all grown up that moment when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kicking it under the fridge.
←Rate | 02-11-2022 16:33 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishes Brett would just go away. Favre, Favre away.
←Rate | 01-25-2010 07:20 by mm Comments (0)  




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