Kevisito Funny Status Messages

   When you both say goodnight & run into each other at the bar 😭

   My son ain’t gonna have to sneak no hoes in. Bring them bi**ches in son

   Bank account: $1401.23 Me at the car dealership: where are the f350 platinums

   When she's hot but she can't cook... Ok, Kim DoorDashian.

   By the time I have a kid everyone else’s kids gon be 15😭

   I gotta stay off indeed .. I got a interview at 5:30 to be a pastor

   I miss when Facebook let us be mean af to eachother

   If you pay $5 a beer at the bar shut yo ass up about gas prices

   Stop selling family farms to build cheap spec home subdivisions.

   don’t invite me to your crib if you got fake oreos. WTF is “Creme Betweens”

   ima sucker for deep talks... I wanna know what made you a lying ass bi**h...

   WELP, ANOTHER DAY I DIDN’T USE a²+b²=c²

   Them cicis brownies with the sprinkled cocaine on top so f**king g fire