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   messageicon Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 09:27 by JohnnyWalker Comments (0)  

   messageicon America... Where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.
←Rate | 06-16-2012 17:38 by JohnnyWalker Comments (0)  

   messageicon The lack of Fathers Day cards is making me think I should have skeeted in her mouth instead.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 09:47 by JohnnyWalker Comments (0)  


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