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It's better to be kissed by a fool than be fooled by a kiss
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11-19-2017 16:53 by
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If it was not for the dumb things I did as a kid. I would not have anything to laugh about today.
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09-24-2017 21:48 by
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Finally found my wife's G spot....... Her sister had it all along.
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05-14-2018 14:39 by
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Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn't make you a TV star.
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07-17-2018 02:04 by
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How to save money this Halloween. Place an empty bowl out with a sign. Please only take one piece of candy.
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10-10-2017 18:45 by
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On new year's eve while counting down the last 10 seconds, I lift my left leg so I'll start the new year out on the right foot.
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01-02-2018 04:10 by
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Fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner's high..... I just have to bend over and tie my shoes.
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05-19-2018 14:56 by
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They say if the palm of your hand itches, you're going to get something. And if your crouch itches, you've already got it.
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06-01-2018 18:02 by
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You know you must be unappealing when a nymphomaniac just wants to be friends.
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05-26-2018 14:56 by
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If you think your wife is crazy now. Wait untill you divorce her.
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10-10-2017 08:05 by
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Was having an argument with my wife. Just as I was about to win the argument, my alarm clock went off.
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10-21-2017 17:29 by
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It was so cold that when we milk the cows we got ice cream.
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01-02-2018 03:03 by
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Birth control pills are only tax deductable when they don't work.
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07-09-2018 04:40 by
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It's so cold out that I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant
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01-02-2018 02:38 by
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Patient: Doc, I feel miserable, worthless, unhappy, and I have no money. Doctor: I see...... How long have you been married?
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04-30-2018 23:42 by
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Thank you student loans for helping me get through college. I don't think I can ever repay you.
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07-04-2018 19:28 by
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I will only date a woman 3 times. I'm not scared of commitment. I'm scared my wife will find out.
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07-25-2018 14:59 by
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Why is it called mooning when you're actually showing uranus?
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08-17-2018 01:41 by
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I'm so old, that I stopped buying green bananas.
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02-24-2018 23:34 by
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Since the 2nd amendment gives me the right to bear arms. I cut the sleeves off all of my shirts.
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12-17-2017 00:50 by
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