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   messageicon I'm convinced that to become a realtor, the only required skill is to be able to look nothing like you do on your business card.
←Rate | 05-18-2020 22:10 by ITAM Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember that chubby kid that couldn't play sports and was picked on by the kids who were good at it? Ask him how he feels about the entire world of sports imploding.
←Rate | 08-29-2020 07:19 by ITAM Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I weren’t so angry I would feel horrible for all the bIack Iives so weak of mind and spirit that they let a bunch of old, white politicians tell them they aren’t good enough to be productive members of society.
←Rate | 08-24-2020 08:12 by ITAM Comments (0)  

   messageicon I pretty much have this social distancing thing down to a science. I go out with no pants on. No one comes within 50 feet of me, let alone 6.
←Rate | 04-04-2020 13:08 by ITAM Comments (0)  

   messageicon I broke up with my girlfriend. She has leprosy and I got tired of picking up after her.
←Rate | 06-03-2020 08:20 by ITAM Comments (0)  

   messageicon Woman walks in Dentist office with a pet: Do you work on dogs? Dentist: No why? Woman: My Yorky has a severe underbite. Dentist: Mam, that's a Shih Tzu.
←Rate | 04-14-2020 10:40 by ITAM Comments (0)  

   messageicon Where exactly do they find those hot women in the calendar on the wall behind the front counter at the mechanic's garage? Enquiring minds want to know.
←Rate | 06-24-2021 10:40 by ITAM Comments (0)  


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