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   messageicon Lots of mothers are gonna be surprised when their Mother's Day gift is a barrel of oil
←Rate | 04-20-2020 17:36 by Hirit Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid
←Rate | 05-06-2020 22:47 by Hirit Comments (1)  


   messageicon At least all this money printing from the Fed will solve the toilet paper shortage
←Rate | 04-08-2020 11:05 by Hirit Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking of opening up a restaurant called "meatballs and tea" and have billboards on the highway advertising it with the slogan "even if you don't like our balls, you can still come in for a tea bag"
←Rate | 07-29-2020 17:09 by Hirit Comments (0)  



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