Fike Funny Status Messages

   Dianne Feinstein has passed away. I think I'll have enchiladas for dinner.

   It is said that 1 in every 3 people cheat in a relationship. I haven't yet figured out if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

   Gen X. Living in the shadows of Baby Boomers, yet not as identifiable as Millennials. A generation of nothingness whose sole contribution to society is giving birth to Gen Z. Those annoying imbeciles.

   The Bible is like a Boob Job. The book is real and the boobs are real. It's the stuff inside that's fake.

   They should switch the premise of The Amazing Race and make it about Caucasians.