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   messageicon LGBTQ = Let's Get Biden To Quit
←Rate | 10-21-2021 12:52 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some days you're the turd; some days you're the fly. I'm both every day. - Joe Biden
←Rate | 10-29-2021 09:26 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Biden: You know I properly planned my day when I can squeeze in that 3rd nap.
←Rate | 10-27-2021 19:52 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, the term "gaslighting" didn't involve playing mind games. It involved a Bic lighter and farting.
←Rate | 09-22-2021 11:48 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so dumb, I thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
←Rate | 10-25-2021 23:38 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brace yourselves. Here come all the imbeciles to remind us that Veterans Day is for the living and Memorial Day is for the deceased.
←Rate | 11-10-2021 16:21 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so dumb, when the bartender said "drinks on the house," I got a ladder.
←Rate | 09-16-2021 15:24 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon The imbecile underneath this couldn't come up with a clever retort, so he stood on my shoulders and a f00l of himself in the process.
←Rate | 09-13-2021 19:21 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  



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