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Never mind being "Popular" in High School.... Now there's Facebook...
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11-10-2010 22:06 by Donna
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watchin' the Fall leaves dance in the wind..... Hopefully, their Waltz will end up in the neighbor's yard! : )~
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10-25-2010 19:34 by Donna
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Remember the days of He-Man, Ninja Turtles, Rainbow Brite, Pound Puppies and Pee Wee's Playhouse? Those Saturday mornings were worth getting up for....
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10-16-2010 11:03 by Donna
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Good Effort! A Polite way to say "YOU SUCK!"
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10-16-2010 12:31 by Donna
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Just imagine if we all actually became what we said we wanted to be when we grew up... The World would be full of Ninjas, Princess, Mermaids and Dragon Slayers....
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10-24-2010 12:55 by Donna
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I think today I'll stalk random strangers and tag myself as one of the people in the background of their vacation pics...
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02-09-2013 07:28 by Donna
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thinks instead of Jerry Springer using a Boxing Bell; he should just tie Cow Bells around all the Heifer's Necks....
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11-02-2010 18:47 by Donna
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I don't think I can ever forgive the news media for reporting Angelina Jolie filing for divorce like its real news.
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09-20-2016 13:03 by Donna
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My new favorite way to flip people off is to put my middle finger to my forehead and say, "Look, I'm a Unicorn!" Yup. I'm that mature.
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01-11-2012 16:31 by Donna
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I always thought saying "What crawled up your butt and died" was funny, until the day I met a man with a story about a weasel...
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05-06-2011 12:13 by Donna
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I wish my car was more like KITT. Not for the crimefighting abilities, mind you, I'm just really lazy.
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05-05-2011 17:32 by Donna
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If your giving your all and your all isn't enough your giving it to the wrong person!!
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11-09-2011 03:57 by Donna
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♫♪ It's a quarter after one; I'm a little drunk and I need you now....♪♫ Sounds just a tad better than it's 1:15, I'm Trashed & Horny let's get busy...
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10-19-2010 13:35 by Donna
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Gave my dogs the leftover turkey; now they're asleep beneath me with gas. Dog's ass... Not my idea of Aromatherapy...
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12-01-2010 22:15 by Donna
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Your status leaves a bad taste on my eyes...
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01-28-2011 21:55 by Donna
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Oh Snap! Looked outside and there's white stuff all over the ground... Either it's snowing or Lindsay Lohan dropped her stash...
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12-31-2010 13:03 by Donna
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could easily become the "Crazy Cat Lady" for Halloween. I could wear my everyday clothes and pin all the neighborhood strays to them......
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10-29-2010 17:39 by Donna
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Think I got my Halloween costume.... SNOOKIE! I'll wear clothes 5 sizes too small, paint my body Umpa Loompa Orange, walk around half naked, drunk and screaming "Do you know who I am?!? I'm Snookie Biotch!"
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10-13-2010 09:05 by Donna
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☑ Just voted myself as Most Popular on Facebook... Can't wait for the Yearbook!
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03-11-2011 22:37 by Donna
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Don't quite get it when guys don't understand why a woman feels relieved when she takes her bra off... Let's see them under-wire their bad boys to their hips for a day.
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08-02-2013 18:41 by Donna
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