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   messageicon Dear Zuckerberg: Please create a "Drama Queen" button = Like = Unlike = Drama Queen = Comment
←Rate | 01-11-2011 13:50 by Charlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shhhhhhhhhhh, you had me at "open bar" :-)
←Rate | 01-12-2011 14:14 by Charlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Twinkle, twinkle little star, show me to the nearest bar, down the street and to the right, I'll be there...all damn night!!
←Rate | 08-16-2011 12:46 by Charlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon NO!! I will not join your gym club until you put in vending machines for BEER!!!
←Rate | 09-22-2011 14:09 by Charlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon A hard man is good to find....
←Rate | 01-21-2011 16:19 by Charlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Celebrating Black History Month. I got my baggy FUBU jeans on with the chicken pouch... I hope my month is full of drive bys, gangster rap, 40 ozers, drug deals, watermelon and lots of fried chicken.... Happy Black History Month!!!!!!!
←Rate | 02-03-2011 17:41 by charlie Comments (2)  

   messageicon I don't get mad, don't throw temper tantrums and I don't hold grudges..I am a very mature girl....but YOU are not allowed in my treehouse anymore!!!
←Rate | 10-26-2010 11:28 by Charlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon noticed a friends facebook status said that he's suicidal and thinking about jumping off a bridge. So I poked him
←Rate | 04-02-2010 01:56 by charlie Comments (3)  

   messageicon When you told me you wanted me, I totally should have gone for it....I miss my stalker :-(
←Rate | 03-30-2011 01:14 by Charlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Friday: You have been gone all week, no visit, no call, no nothing. For some reason your absense doesn't bother me, I am glad to see you is my liver, Cheers!
←Rate | 06-20-2010 10:06 by Charlie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Warning: Weeding another man's garden will eventually get you plowed!!!
←Rate | 07-20-2010 16:19 by Charlie Comments (0)  


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