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   messageicon I hate when I'm driving and I get lost. I'm at the intersection of Martin Luther King Blvd. and Reverend Al Sharpton Way. No biggie, I'll just get out and ask for directions.
←Rate | 11-10-2012 19:28 by Carnack Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've been in this str!p club for days. No windows, no clocks. The only way I know it's daytime right now is because the dancers on this shift are seriously u6ly.
←Rate | 11-18-2012 19:27 by Carnack Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everything is pointing to a major worldwide economic collapse in 2013 which will cause a rise in prices, unemployment and homelessness. As a result, there will come a sharp increase gunfire, looting, burning, rape, and murder. Happy New Year!
←Rate | 12-31-2012 16:33 by Carnack Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today's marks the 5th anniversary of being with my girl and my current job. The difference is my job still suck$.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 23:22 by Carnack Comments (0)  


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