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   messageicon Oops they got my order wrong again. I ordered an extra large weekend,hold the Monday. I'll wait in bed until they get it right!
←Rate | 07-19-2010 06:33 by Bindi Comments (0)  

   messageicon I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.
←Rate | 10-27-2018 19:43 by Bindi Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil
←Rate | 07-26-2010 02:16 by Bindi Comments (2)  

   messageicon has been kidnapped by her bed, don't worry - should be able to break free in the morning ;)
←Rate | 04-18-2010 02:57 by Bindi Comments (0)  

   messageicon the grass may be greener on the other side... but it is just as hard to mow.
←Rate | 07-10-2010 07:19 by Bindi Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95 plus shipping and handling.
←Rate | 09-13-2010 21:46 by Bindi Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear A+. You are the most beautiful grade of them all... Thank you for visiting... Please hang out with me more often... We belong together... I will never tire of looking at you...
←Rate | 09-08-2010 03:52 by Bindi Comments (0)  

   messageicon He who hesitates is not only lost, but probably 12kms from the next motorway exit.
←Rate | 09-13-2010 21:48 by Bindi Comments (0)  

   messageicon It doesn't really matter how high you can jump, or how fast you can go... it's all about how well you can bounce.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 23:06 by Bindi Comments (0)  


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