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   messageicon I'm at that age and wisdom where I no longer get up to investigate strange noises. Nope! I've seen that movie.
←Rate | 03-21-2021 06:43 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Those 50 workers that stayed and are trying to stop full nuclear meltdown at the reactor in Japan are super heroes or the last of the Kamikaze's as far as I'm concerned...God Speed!!
←Rate | 03-15-2011 06:28 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking News!!!!! Spongebob Square Pants found Dead in oil patch........
←Rate | 05-30-2010 09:38 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what country Latifah is the queen of...
←Rate | 04-27-2011 14:23 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Was just reading about the new 100 dollar bill design and wondered why I hadn't seen one yet. Then I realized it's because it's a 100 dollar bill.
←Rate | 11-04-2013 01:01 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love them all.....Fake (+)(+) , Perfect (o)(o), Perky (*)(*), Cold (^)(^) and even Grandma's \o/ \o/ Big ( • )( • ) or small (.) (.) save them all. REPOST for Breast Cancer Awareness.
←Rate | 10-14-2010 16:23 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon With all these birds falling out the sky, I won't be eating Chinese anytime soon....
←Rate | 01-04-2011 14:27 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just updated my resume. Hobbies section now includes: "Currently tied with Lance Armstrong in Tour de France victories."
←Rate | 08-24-2012 09:09 by bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Personally, I don't find swearing offensive. I think it adds character & emphasis to a conversation. I do find, backstabbing, lying, cheating and screwing people over offensive, but not swearing.
←Rate | 10-10-2013 14:00 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon This just in WIKILEAKS plans to reveal what you are getting for Xmas......
←Rate | 11-30-2010 13:27 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon So....I just heard that one of the trapped Chilean miners has both his wife AND mistress at the rescue site. Awww dude, just stay down there.........
←Rate | 10-12-2010 20:01 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking News: The National Weather Center has issued a tornado warning for Western NY. For your own safety head to Ralph Wilson Stadium, they're not worried about a touchdown there.......
←Rate | 10-05-2010 07:48 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon is wondering if there is such a thing called the "Whine" Flu ? If so I am pretty sure some of my FB friends have it......
←Rate | 07-14-2010 09:34 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm at the wedding, you guys just can't see me because I've got one of those weird hats on.
←Rate | 04-29-2011 05:49 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Party like a rockstar is no longer acceptable. You party like Charlie Sheen, or you don't party at all !
←Rate | 03-21-2011 13:31 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alicia Silverstone named her son Bear Blue? I wonder if she would have liked it if her mother named her Racoon Red? WTF is wrong with these celebs........
←Rate | 05-10-2011 05:42 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oops....Apparently throwing fireworks at people in McDonald's parking lot & yelling Happy Cinco De Mayo is frowned upon : (
←Rate | 05-05-2011 09:45 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon NEWS FLASH: 2 air traffic controllers fired for sleeping on the job, someone might want to wake them up to tell them the news.......
←Rate | 04-20-2011 19:52 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't run from hurricanes, I drink them.........
←Rate | 06-25-2010 11:10 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mubarak is like one of those guys at the end of the party. However many hints you give him, he just won't leave.....
←Rate | 01-30-2011 07:08 by Bill Comments (0)  

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