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   messageicon I'm on a 30 day diet. So far I've lost 15 days.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 12:03 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook needs a SERIOUSLY?!?? button
←Rate | 01-16-2011 18:03 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Given enough coffee, I believe I could rule the world.
←Rate | 12-06-2010 10:33 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cleaning the house while the kids are awake is like trying to rake leaves in a hurricane.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 23:26 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drink, therefore I am.
←Rate | 01-22-2011 23:27 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some days there just isn't enough give-a-damn.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 12:07 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do men complain about women nagging when it could all be solved so easily? DO IT THE FIRST TIME WE ASK!
←Rate | 01-10-2011 15:31 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blonde texts me "What does IDK, IDC and GTG mean? " I respond "I don't know, I don't care, and Got to Go." She responds "FINE, but that's really rude!"
←Rate | 10-29-2011 20:39 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and the reply-all jackass in every mass email.
←Rate | 01-04-2011 10:54 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every year, grandma gets run over by a reindeer. I wonder if this year, if I left some extra cookies, Santa'd aim for my ex instead?
←Rate | 12-21-2010 18:34 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook -- a place to indulge your ADD and OCD all in one place.
←Rate | 09-30-2011 09:22 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say a computer keyboard is germier than a toilet. I'm not surprised with all the sh*t emails I get.
←Rate | 01-18-2011 11:04 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yeah, keep complaining about the new Facebook. Unless you PAY FOR IT, I don't think any of us have the room to complain.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 23:59 by AlliB513 Comments (0)  



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