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   messageicon Super Bowl Sunday, the one day of the year that DVR's are used to watch commercials, instead of skip them!
←Rate | 02-04-2012 13:51 by AMS Comments (0)  

   messageicon hmm, not sure if the thermometer is laughing at me (lol) or if it actually says 101..
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:10 by ams Comments (0)  

   messageicon Helpful hint of my day... Pizza Rolls are the equivelant of molten lava even five minutes after removing from oven... fmt
←Rate | 11-30-2010 16:35 by AMS Comments (0)  

   messageicon So where did they get the flux capaciter for the hot tub anyways?
←Rate | 03-22-2010 13:41 by ams Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alot of people look up to me... Mostly midgets and children, but its just nice knowing that...
←Rate | 06-09-2011 13:52 by AMS Comments (0)  

   messageicon watching the 2010 World Cup (and then I found the remote)
←Rate | 06-11-2010 11:20 by AMS Comments (11)  

   messageicon If light travels so fast, then whats wrong with these new compact flouresent light bulbs? Is that why they are "energy efficient"? Because they don't turn on when you hit the switch?
←Rate | 11-30-2010 14:04 by AMS Comments (0)  

   messageicon So Adrian Peterson misses "mandatory" training camp for "Adrian Peterson Day" in some town in Texas, and its some big deal... My question is how do the celebrate "AP Day"? Bake some turnovers, drop things all day and accomplish nothing major?
←Rate | 06-12-2010 11:24 by AMS Comments (3)  

   messageicon I just heard that Randy Moss is writing his life story. He's only written two chapters and already he's finished an entire box of crayons. :)
←Rate | 10-06-2010 16:50 by AMS Comments (0)  

   messageicon a World Cup soccer game is like watching a bunch of nerds in a night club... A bunch of guys trying their best, and nobody scores...
←Rate | 06-12-2010 11:35 by AMS Comments (0)  

   messageicon so apparently Pearl Visions "Share the Pairs" event, isn't what you would think...
←Rate | 07-20-2011 15:11 by ams Comments (0)  

   messageicon The police officer asked Tigers wife "how many times did you hit him ma'am?" She responded "Oh, I don't know, put me down for a 5"
←Rate | 12-03-2009 13:26 by ams Comments (0)  

   messageicon So I wonder will Moss wear #84 again? Seems that wouldn't be good for jersey sales as everyone on the bandwagon 10 years ago prob still has their Moss jersey in the back of their closet or trailer or whatever...
←Rate | 10-06-2010 16:49 by AMS Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the vikings this season is gonna be like watching a car wreck, where you know its gonna be ugly, but you gotta watch anyways...only with really old collector cars...
←Rate | 10-06-2010 16:51 by AMS Comments (0)  

   messageicon QUICK!! To the Bandwagon!! (to Vikings fans, this blew up my profile with responses today!))
←Rate | 10-06-2010 16:52 by AMS Comments (0)  


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