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   messageicon Men Play The Game, Women Know The Score.
←Rate | 02-17-2010 13:21 by @Bigmoney901 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Foolish Man tells a Woman to "Shut Da Hell Up", but a Wise Man tells Her That her Mouth is Extremely Beautiful When Her Lips are Closed.
←Rate | 02-16-2010 14:21 by @BigMoney901 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic
←Rate | 02-16-2010 13:59 by @BigMoney901 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'
←Rate | 03-18-2010 23:49 by @BigMoney901 Comments (0)  

   messageicon He who runs behind truck is exhausted, he who runs in front of truck is tired.
←Rate | 02-17-2010 13:01 by @BigMoney901 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
←Rate | 02-17-2010 12:42 by @BigMoney901 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I Dont know what annoys be worse?!! The viral fake group chain messages I get in my FB inbox or the Fact that some of you Dummies respond to them like your gonna get a Reply Back!!!
←Rate | 04-26-2010 16:49 by @BigMoney901 Comments (0)  


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