Funny Status Message #17253

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X says I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'
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←Rate | 03-18-2010 23:49 by @BigMoney901 | Tags: Approved

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