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   messageicon Thank god Facebook is back up. I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of water and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night!
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:51 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon If they shut down facebook, people would be roaming the streets in tears , shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!".
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:50 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon I HATE the commercials that try to connect their product to a virtue of life, such as "Mayo....because everyone appreciates being with family." I could be with my family without Mayo, thanks
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:07 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's a facebook status, not an opportunity to spill your whole life story and look for everybody's pity
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:59 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's always that one person who's life you can watch fall apart through facebook statuse$
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:59 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon I would love to hear more music that is not about sex or even love, because there is other stuff in life.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:52 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's a weird feeling when you can't remember if something happened in a dream or in real life.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:49 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Welcome to High School. Pick 2- Good Grades, Enough Sleep, or a Social Life
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:48 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon When life hands you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, ascorbic acid, maltodextrin, sodium acid pyrophosphate, magnesium oxide, calcium fumarate, yellow 5, tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavors...make lemonade.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:47 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wouldn't it stink if there were thousands of other planets that had life, and we on Earth were the ONLY ones who didn't know? And we were the butt of aliens' jokes, i.e. "You're stupid as an Earthling."
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:42 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon If whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, then the life of someone who lives there must become a void once they leave town.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:39 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:36 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life is all about ass, everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one :)
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:33 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the girls at Subway are the real wife material.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:29 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since Congress declared that pizza is a vegetable you wouldn't be surprised if they made mayonnaise an instrument
←Rate | 11-26-2011 17:58 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon How come we always hear about what's happening on Wall Street and Main Street. What about what's happening on Sesame Street? People live in trash cans there.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 17:57 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nobody likes whorish olive oil.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 17:49 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's frustrating when you know exactly what something means but not how to explain it
←Rate | 11-24-2011 15:28 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Winnie the Pooh and his gang were a group of gangstas I think it would be safe to say that at one time or another Tigger would say something stupid and Pooh would respond with, "Tigga' Please!"
←Rate | 11-24-2011 14:47 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't let your affection give you an infection, put some protection on that erection
←Rate | 11-24-2011 14:45 by g0re Comments (0)  

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