HiYourJon Funny Status Messages
Search results for status messages containing 'HiYourJon': View All Messages
Page: 8 of 11
i'm giving up dryer sheets for lint
←Rate |
06-17-2013 23:03 by hiyourjon
Comments (0)
When life gives you melons you have dyslexia
←Rate |
10-02-2013 18:03 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
Sure, I'll attend your expensive pre-divorce ceremony
←Rate |
05-01-2013 21:19 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
Thesaurus .cōm is down which is inconvenient and also inconvenient.
←Rate |
06-05-2013 21:07 by hiyourjon
Comments (0)
a police uniform is just another gang color
←Rate |
06-13-2013 14:24 by hiyourjon
Comments (0)
I'm only here for the alibi.
←Rate |
08-15-2013 18:44 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
The fact that the voice in my head yells whenever I read something thats in all capital letter kinda DISTURBS ME.
←Rate |
05-10-2012 15:52 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
Boss: You drunk? Me: No I'm totally "sober" Him: Did you do air quotes when you said sober? Me: What? No. Look, I need to get back to "work"
←Rate |
05-14-2012 21:46 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
I put the "semen" in "amusement park". And that is why I am no longer welcome at Six Flags.
←Rate |
05-07-2013 01:43 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
Ladies. Want to know if you're pretty? If a male cop has ever given you a ticket, then no, you're not.
←Rate |
05-01-2012 19:41 by Hiyourjon
Comments (0)
People who over exaggerate literally make me want to shoot myself in the face 287 billion times.
←Rate |
05-15-2012 23:56 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
Fun Fact: the seven letters of "rainbow" stand for the different colors! Red, arange, iellow, neen, blue, ondigo, and wiolet. I'm drunk.
←Rate |
05-22-2012 00:22 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
Last night I watched a TV show about burritos spinning in a circle for 2 hours before I realized I was really high & staring at my microwave
←Rate |
07-21-2012 11:48 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
Next time your at your friends house steal his remote control. Every so often drive by his house and change the channell on his TV.
←Rate |
05-09-2013 20:52 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
"good goin' there einstein" "yeah way to go, einstein!" "nice move, einstein!" - the Einstein family reunion annual softball game
←Rate |
05-23-2013 15:56 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
It's Saturday night, which means I am higher than the national debt.
←Rate |
11-23-2013 22:06 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
←Rate |
02-22-2014 13:30 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white man who looked nothing like me. So I totally get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter.
←Rate |
01-03-2014 15:40 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
Why the hell is a group of Kangaroos NOT called a Kangacrew?
←Rate |
01-08-2014 11:39 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
Every day is free Slurpee day if you own a shotgun.
←Rate |
07-11-2013 12:37 by HiYourJon
Comments (0)
[Search Results] [View All Messages]