jackson Funny Status Messages

   thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game

   Pepsi is coming up with Michael Jackson cans in the USA.....In a totally un-related News- Pakistan is coming up with Osama Bin Laden Hookas!....Smoke Away my friends!!!! :)

   first Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead

   Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.

   in honor of Michael Jackson, I think I will start the day off with the famous "crazy feet" dance and end with grabbing my foster home sack!!

   3 Things I Learned Tonight: 1)It's not what you know, it's what you show. 2)If Swingers twice your age try to engage, just SLIDE away! 2.5) Especially if they mention "lube"...that's when you put on the BRAKES! 3) Samuel L Jackson is a DAMN good whistler!

   I don't know much of what happened in Judge Jackson's confirmation, but I do know she did not cry and said she liked beer.

   Are we sure Queen Elizabeth's death was "natural causes" and not Reggie Jackson finishing what he started?

   I guess Joe Jackson coulsnt even 'Beat it' to death

   I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog crap, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.

   It was only after the other brothers of The Jackson 5 refused to let him join that little Samuel L. first became angry.

   We're completely fine with fetus killing. As long as they're US fetuses. Because they're unimportant and irrelevant. It's like the Michael Jackson song. Kill em all, make the world a better place, for you and for me and the entire human race 🎵