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   messageicon thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game
←Rate | 08-01-2010 19:28 by lee Comments (3)  

   messageicon Pepsi is coming up with Michael Jackson cans in the USA.....In a totally un-related News- Pakistan is coming up with Osama Bin Laden Hookas!....Smoke Away my friends!!!! :)
←Rate | 05-04-2012 11:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon first Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead
←Rate | 12-19-2011 10:33 by hoosiergatorfan Comments (0)  

   messageicon Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.
←Rate | 05-28-2010 19:52 by JoeSolariFX Comments (0)  

   messageicon in honor of Michael Jackson, I think I will start the day off with the famous "crazy feet" dance and end with grabbing my foster home sack!!
←Rate | 06-25-2010 09:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 3 Things I Learned Tonight: 1)It's not what you know, it's what you show. 2)If Swingers twice your age try to engage, just SLIDE away! 2.5) Especially if they mention "lube"...that's when you put on the BRAKES! 3) Samuel L Jackson is a DAMN good whistler!
←Rate | 09-01-2012 04:00 by Gza Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't know much of what happened in Judge Jackson's confirmation, but I do know she did not cry and said she liked beer.
←Rate | 03-22-2022 22:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Are we sure Queen Elizabeth's death was "natural causes" and not Reggie Jackson finishing what he started?
←Rate | 09-10-2022 23:15 by @svaldez187 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I guess Joe Jackson coulsnt even 'Beat it' to death
←Rate | 06-28-2018 13:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't dance to save my life, but when I step in dog crap, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 06-15-2024 05:59 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


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