jackson Funny Status Messages

   out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)

   THANK GOD THEY FOUND BALLOON BOY! THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ORDERING TAKE OUT FROM HEAVEN.

   happy that the "balloon boy" is safe...for a minute there I thought maybe Michael Jackson ordered carry-out from heaven!

   wondering ... When Weird Al Yankovic dies, will they do a parody of Michael Jackson's memorial?

   am I the only person who thinks Michael Jackson isn't dead ..... he's just hiding with Elvis.

   just discovered that in Wingdings 2, the letters "M" and "J" are a white glove and a black hand. Michael Jackson conspiracy theory number 1...

   says the show must go on...please move on...enough of michael jackson in my news feed...

   knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

   I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.

   Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.

   Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!

   wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?