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   messageicon just discovered that in Wingdings 2, the letters "M" and "J" are a white glove and a black hand. Michael Jackson conspiracy theory number 1...
←Rate | 06-29-2009 08:06 by Duncan Comments (0)  


   messageicon says the show must go on...please move on...enough of michael jackson in my news feed...
←Rate | 06-28-2009 21:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 16:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:41 by Daron Garrett Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!
←Rate | 06-25-2009 19:47 by Pete N Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 18:55 by Vybe Comments (0)  



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