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   messageicon New rule: if you're watching tv and have no idea what the f*ck is going on, it's a car commercial.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 23:01 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not really scared that the world will end on 12/21/2012...I"m just scared of what crazy things people will do on that day.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 22:57 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just took a 5 hour energy and a sleeping pill...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 22:04 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There were 2 cows in a field. One cow says ''Moo." The other cow replies,'Shut the f*ck up you uneducated twat'',
←Rate | 12-03-2011 21:43 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fastest way to get through a crowd: Walk fast, look worried, and yell"Timmy? TIMMY?! WHERE ARE YOU TIMMY?!".
←Rate | 12-03-2011 21:39 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it rude and inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven't time- traveled to come and visit me.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 21:01 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Knock knock." "Who's there?""Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.
←Rate | 12-03-2011 20:52 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff..
←Rate | 12-03-2011 20:49 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Knock, knock," "Who's there?" "To.""To who?" "To whom."
←Rate | 12-03-2011 20:25 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do Amish people and homeless people have in common? They can't read this.
←Rate | 12-02-2011 20:00 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon While Lebron is playing for the East, his mom was riding the West.
←Rate | 12-01-2011 04:03 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when your girlfriend asks you to hold her handbag, and it doesn't match what you're wearing.
←Rate | 11-30-2011 23:20 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When girls impersonate guys, they make their voice deeper and add a "stupid" tone to it. When guys impersonate girls, we make our voice go an octave higher and add an attitude.
←Rate | 11-30-2011 23:18 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together.
←Rate | 11-30-2011 23:08 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus can walk on water. Humans are 75% water. I can walk on humans. Therefore, I am 75% Jesus,
←Rate | 11-29-2011 03:01 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if P Diddy was actually called Pete Diddy and we just misheard him and now he just goes with it because it's too late to correct everyone, but every night he goes home and cries and whispers to himself "My name is Pete".
←Rate | 11-29-2011 02:59 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone should invent a bra that plays music so girls can't complain that guys always stare at their boobs and never listen to them.
←Rate | 11-29-2011 02:37 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Logs onto FaceBook and reads* 5 song lyrics, 2 people telling what they're doing right then at that very moment, 3 stupid pictures of food or funny faces, 4 attempts at a witty remark, 1 truly funny witty remark, and a person who likes 75 pages.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:57 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good… Sounds like Santa's got a Facebook.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:54 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If facebook had an anonymous button, then all hell would break loose.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:52 by g0re Comments (0)  




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