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   messageicon This time of year makes me miss the two guys from the old Miller's Outpost commercials.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 18:21 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I take an on ramp to the freeway as if I'm heading to the checkered flag...wish everyone else did!!
←Rate | 03-07-2011 20:39 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm trying not to judge, but your silver front teeth scream "Medi-Cal".
←Rate | 12-07-2011 15:42 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to get a gun rack for the work truck to hold two things important in my life right now...job prints and my fishing pole.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 10:56 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Janet Lehman, how about I send you MY program for free? It's called a BELT!! You're welcome
←Rate | 03-22-2012 13:45 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just once, I'd like to look at the ingredients of a bottled water and see the words "Sea Monkeys".
←Rate | 11-19-2013 14:36 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so that we may know them by their limping.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:28 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today's irony: listening to Skynard's "That smell" as I'm driving by Harris Beefs stockyard.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 10:35 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I almost caused an accident trying to open a piece of candy. Can you imagine dying over a Lemon Starburst? #ultimatefail
←Rate | 06-04-2012 15:40 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When first talking to your kids about Santa, don't say he's God's drunk brother in law. Trust me...
←Rate | 12-25-2011 05:20 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon In light of the higher gas prices, the rapper "Fifty-Cent" will now be known as 1/16th of a Gallon. That is all...
←Rate | 02-27-2012 14:39 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my pet bird just called me a murderer.
←Rate | 11-28-2013 22:53 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon There will soon come a time were I can not voice my OPINION by saying,"I HATE vile Brussels Sprouts!!" For fear of offending Farmers and the general population. So consider yourselves informed.
←Rate | 12-23-2013 16:39 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Signing off, my Wife says I need to finish my bath. Peace out Peeps
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:52 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gon' do it, gon' do it Gon' do it, do it, do it
←Rate | 03-08-2012 16:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny fat guy fall on face! -The Hangover
←Rate | 10-14-2010 00:28 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your significant other wont swallow the milk left over in a bowl of cereal, chances are that's not all they won't swallow.
←Rate | 01-06-2014 01:05 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your name is on your shirt, you are considered lower class. If it's on the door where you work you're middle class. If it's on the building, upper class(looks at shirt) Crap!!!
←Rate | 12-01-2011 11:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I BUY all my cassettes at truck stops. Suck it SOPA
←Rate | 01-20-2012 15:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to insure you work in the field, bring something that needs to be microwaved for lunch :/
←Rate | 08-25-2011 15:34 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  




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