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My girlfriend was admitted to the hospital last night. She's in the Expensive Care Unit.
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05-31-2012 10:17 by
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Instead of a fox, I would have had the Carfax mascot be a fax machine.
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06-04-2012 15:54 by
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“I can park here because my hazards are on.” Seems legit.
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06-04-2012 16:00 by
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There's no b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, n, o, p, q, r, s, u, v, w, x, y, or z in team either.
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06-04-2012 16:03 by
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Why is it a "12-pack" and not a "jury of your beers"?
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06-05-2012 10:44 by
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it's summer, the kids are home. I should just accept that everyday the house is gonna look like Bourbon Street on Monday morning.
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06-05-2012 10:48 by
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Who else had one of those pens with a million colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?
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06-05-2012 10:51 by
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Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
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06-05-2012 10:51 by
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If someone from the future's reading this: this is how we used to waste our time in the past.
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06-05-2012 10:52 by
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When I die, I want to be cremated and put inside an Etch-a-Sketch.
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06-05-2012 10:54 by
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The second Pop-Tart exists solely to hammer home the self-loathing initiated by the first Pop-Tart.
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06-05-2012 15:15 by
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Haven't seen David Blaine in a long time. I'd say it's his best trick ever.
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06-06-2012 12:33 by
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Just hired a cat sitter to sit on my cat.
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06-06-2012 12:34 by
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Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those live forever.
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06-06-2012 12:35 by
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A stepdad should be called a “Faux Pa.”
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06-06-2012 12:37 by
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Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!
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06-06-2012 12:38 by
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a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?
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06-06-2012 12:39 by
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I always go the extra mile. The restraining order says I have to.
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06-06-2012 12:41 by
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That Al-Queda #2 position is cursed. It's like being on the cover of Madden.
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06-06-2012 12:46 by
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Butt dialing was a lot harder with rotary phones.
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