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   messageicon It's nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 22:46 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do ladies spend so much anger on The Other Woman? They should really be more infuriated with their cheating lover.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 01:53 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear ladies: We are not that hard to find. We are in the friend zone, right where you left us. Sincerely, The nice guys.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 01:57 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let's face it ladies, if men walked around with b0ners you'd stare at them too.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 01:58 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only difference between me and much of the rest of the world is that I admit I'm crazy, whereas they are in denial.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 16:37 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's so sad how some people only see the world as something to put on a resume or college application.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 16:56 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes girls try too hard for boys that dont even care....its kinda sad...girls nowadays are losing their self-respect...
←Rate | 10-18-2011 17:03 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's sad is that December 22, 2012 falls on a Saturday, so you can't go to school and say "Oh, I thought we were all going to die, so I didn't do my homework".
←Rate | 10-18-2011 17:13 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon As awesome as it would be, sadly the state farm jingle does not work for you unless you are doing a commercial :(
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:16 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pouring the last bowlful of Lucky Charms from its box and finding no marshmallows is like pouring a bowlful of sadness.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:21 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It sucks when the trailer makes a movie seem funny but when you watch it you realize that literally all the funny parts were just in the trailer.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 18:42 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Due to the retarded faces some girls like to make and the fact that it's become cool to be a jerk, nowadays, instead of duck, duck, goose, all you see in pictures is duck, duck, douche.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 19:47 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alot of commercials nowadays are just knock offs of the Oldspice commercials with a very dramatic main character and a suprising plot twist at the end.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 19:50 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It seems that nowadays people just add random symbols or letters after a colon and call it an emoticon. Like really? What the hell does :H mean.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 20:11 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Relationships aren't tests, so why cheat?
←Rate | 10-18-2011 20:41 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some relationships in life are like fat people, they don't work out.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 20:45 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon People in relationships are usually can cuddle but lonely people are like fml it's cold.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:08 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon People in relationships are usually okay with cold weather because they can cuddle but lonely people are like fml it's cold.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:13 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't you hate it when you get texts from people like "ok" or "ya" and you don't know what to say so you just don't text back.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 02:39 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate it when your watching the most important part of a movie, and some idiot walks in the room and asks stuff like "who is he" "what is going on" "did that car just explode". Seriously, just watch the movie or get out!!!
←Rate | 10-19-2011 02:43 by g0re Comments (0)  

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