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   messageicon Beyonce might be hot but underneath all thatt hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.
←Rate | 01-27-2013 23:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I could have lived forever without knowing grandpa had a 'dong down to his knees' but thanks for the visual grandma.
←Rate | 02-12-2012 19:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"...
←Rate | 07-12-2013 00:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you have to give me CPR and your breath stinks just let me die.
←Rate | 07-25-2012 15:22 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?
←Rate | 05-04-2012 00:01 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies.. Yall had 7 months to get mentally prepared for Football Season. We dealt with yall Loser Wives shows all year!
←Rate | 09-21-2012 01:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon The decoys on 'To Catch A Predator' must have a hard time getting dates.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 12:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Like you've never tried using the Force to reach the remote.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 14:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, you're running out of time to hump your way to some excellent Christmas presents from that guy you're sort of seeing right now.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 12:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon thumbs up if you drive til the gas light come on
←Rate | 06-23-2012 12:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 10:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Son: "Dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Dad: "Ask your sister." Son: "But I don't have a..."
←Rate | 12-22-2011 10:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon ‎#<( '-'< ) I was going to give you this waffle, ( >'-' )># but then I was like, ( >'#'< ) I'm hungry ( >'-'< ) so I ate it."
←Rate | 01-14-2012 00:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie" and actually watch a movie, you're a failure as a man.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 19:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hold me." -Grudges
←Rate | 06-02-2012 14:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon WhitePeopleGoogleSearches How do I find my stolen iPhone BlackPeopleGoogleSearches How do I unlock the iPhone I just found..
←Rate | 12-05-2011 20:58 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Roger Clemens is coming back to baseball at age 50. Proof that if you work hard and live right you'll lose your roster spot to Clemens.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 13:36 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon "It's complicated" is Facebook for "he's not hittin' it right."
←Rate | 02-16-2012 18:40 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.
←Rate | 10-23-2012 21:16 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If she watches trash tv that's how her personality is too
←Rate | 01-20-2014 22:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  

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