Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   con по сути теперь мы владеем тобой

   If not for the laughing emoji and asd hominem attacks the l*fticles wouldn't ever have anything to say.

   Would you like a tissue? Do you need a hug? Cry some more snowflake LOL I think it is funny that my posts will occupy the mind of this guy every day

   I guess our new Rage Baiter didn't get the memo where he, or she, or it could be making money doing this on legitimate social media

   Alex Wong, the Chinese Deputy National Security Advisor appointed by President Trump, who is at the center of the Signalgate scandal, is married to U.S. Attorney Candice Chiu Wong, a Chinese Woman who was one of the key attorneys involved in PROSECUTING J

   Why thank you sir! Means a lot to me!

   "Nice try. That isn't what Trump said. He never said he didn’t know about it. He said "No" when asked if he was briefed on it. That's two completely different things." Dumbest comment I've seen here yet LMAOOOOO

   Når verden er for stor Og stien er alt for bratt Kan du vende blikket mot Nord Selv I denne mørke natt

   Would boiling water in a balloon work in a water balloon fight? Asking for a friend 

   I'm trying to eat healthier. Do dinosaur chicken nuggets count as a vegetable?

   Ok Jack Frost! You need to quit playing freeze tag with Elsa and Subzero from Mortal Kombat. Because you all keep missing each other, and it is starting to affect the rest of us.

   make me a discord status for my friends ex. they did a lot of bad stuff like hurting people and wanting e-sex

   He not give flying f*ck about your military. Which make our job so much easier in end. Россия навсегда

   Waltz claims the journalist number must've gotten "sucked" into his phone. He then asked Siri, "How can I suck the journalist off?" Such an amazing clownshow. So much comedy. So much humor. Thank you rapeublicans for this amazing gift 😂

   But the baby bear said, "My porridge is just right. My porridge is just right." That bear's repeating.

   After A Heavy Night Of Drinking, I Took A Bus Home. That Might Not Be A Big Deal To Some Of You, But It Was The First Time I'd Driven One.

   What up?

   If my coworker is getting beat up, better believe I'm jumping in to help. Because I ain't covering anybody's shift.

   Auto pen: your 2028 Dem candidate.

   Yeh. He's definitely a Canuck.