Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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thinks God will still love me if I don't annoy 15 of my friends with some stupid chain email.
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01-14-2010 08:15 by marymc
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..wishes she wasn't so mean to her dentist this morning. After all,dentists have fillings too..
Cat talking sh!t, girls gone, so the dogs and I are clearing the Living Room so we can have single elimination cage matches, winner gets to hit that pu55y...eeerrrr, cat!
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01-14-2010 06:37 by Jay Jee
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Avanika Mote : What's with people wanting a "dislike" button on FB?? Guys, just don't click the "like" button on a post....Ain't that wayy simpler, much logical and less offensive?
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01-14-2010 01:29
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I like to title my documents "The World" so I can feel great when I click Save
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01-14-2010 00:15
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****This message has been censored by Beijing*****
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01-13-2010 22:44 by Morgan
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pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool wit your pants on the ground
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01-13-2010 21:30
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learnt that 'practice makes perfect' does not apply to knife juggling
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01-13-2010 20:54
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Sad Fact Of Life #208- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.
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01-13-2010 20:01 by Damon
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thinks throwback week is almost as much fun as post your bra color week.
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01-13-2010 19:25 by jake
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did anyone ever find out what The Rock was cooking? I always hoped it was lasagne
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01-13-2010 19:17
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the economy is soo bad that The Mafia is laying off judges...
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01-13-2010 19:06 by Hoser
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been so depressed thinking about the economy I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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01-13-2010 19:03
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can't get this nicorette stuff lit.
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01-13-2010 18:01 by mm
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gave old clothes for Haïti today. It's not much but it's much more helpful than prayers. People in Haïti don't need your useless prayers. They need concrete help!
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01-13-2010 17:46
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needs some more girl's phone numbers so far I have my mom's, grandma's, and aunt's.
thinks Ty Pennington and Extreme Makeover Home Edition has a couple years worth of shows in Haiti
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01-13-2010 16:42
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a justification for procrastination. Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done.
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01-13-2010 16:39
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thinks that you can only be young once, but you can always be immature.
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01-13-2010 16:37
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"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead."
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01-13-2010 16:36
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