jackson Funny Status Messages

   Just read the entire Michael Jackson will -- turns out the doggone girl is mine.

   Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!

   I miss Wesley Snipes. That man could act. You really believed for a moment that he was afraid of Michael Jackson in the Bad video.

   MTV is 30 today!! Nina Blackwood, Mark Goodman, Alan Hunter, Martha Quinn and J.J. Jackson....you're hard work was for nothing guys "Reality Show Killed The Video Star"!!

   J-Lo's Checklist: ✓Sean Combs ✓Cris Judd ✓Ben Affleck ✓Marc Anthony __Simon Fuller __Randy Jackson __Steven Tyler __Flavor Flav

   janet jackson flashes a titty and all hell breaks loose, while on the other hand rick ross can just flaunt his knockers anywhere he wants

   that awkard moment when your at the club using all the moves you learned from Just Dance,Dance Central, and Micheal Jackson's the Experience on the dancefloor...

   It would be pretty cool if, on her last show, Oprah ripped off a mask and it was Michael Jackson.

   've got a pretty good pre-rapture music mix going: "End of the World as We Know It," Jackson Browne's "Disco Apocalypse" and "Before the Deluge." And, of course, "Stairway to Heaven." Any other suggestions?

   I am still sitting here completely in Awe of how Samuel L Jackson is going to be portraying Martin Luther King, Jr. I can picture it now, "I had a dream mother f*cker!"

   It's a real shame that Justin Bieber never got to attend a sleepover at Michael Jackson's house

   I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson reads his lines in all CAPS.

   see Gaddafi on TV for the last few days, I can only assume that he is paying tribute to Micheal Jackson

   Michael Jackson may be dead, but his dance moves live through rip-offs of Justin Bieber and Usher

   Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....

   "Obamacare, you may as well have Michael Jackson's personal physician tuck you in at night" ~ Dennis Miller

   Michael Jackson gets to go to heaven because he was doing things the priest were doing.

   In honor of Michael Jackson's birthday, their family requests that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today.

   thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game

   OK Fellas, this one is for you. Be careful who you pick up and take to bed. With wigs, weaves, fake nails, padded bras and pants; you could go to be with a girl that looks like Janet Jackson and wake up with one that looks like Tito!