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   messageicon I miss Wesley Snipes. That man could act. You really believed for a moment that he was afraid of Michael Jackson in the Bad video.
←Rate | 08-19-2011 20:49 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon MTV is 30 today!! Nina Blackwood, Mark Goodman, Alan Hunter, Martha Quinn and J.J. Jackson....you're hard work was for nothing guys "Reality Show Killed The Video Star"!!
←Rate | 08-02-2011 06:20 by urboyblue Comments (0)  

   messageicon J-Lo's Checklist: ✓Sean Combs ✓Cris Judd ✓Ben Affleck ✓Marc Anthony __Simon Fuller __Randy Jackson __Steven Tyler __Flavor Flav
←Rate | 07-15-2011 18:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon janet jackson flashes a titty and all hell breaks loose, while on the other hand rick ross can just flaunt his knockers anywhere he wants
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:45 by bumpz Comments (0)  

   messageicon that awkard moment when your at the club using all the moves you learned from Just Dance,Dance Central, and Micheal Jackson's the Experience on the dancefloor...
←Rate | 06-18-2011 02:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It would be pretty cool if, on her last show, Oprah ripped off a mask and it was Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 12:24 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon 've got a pretty good pre-rapture music mix going: "End of the World as We Know It," Jackson Browne's "Disco Apocalypse" and "Before the Deluge." And, of course, "Stairway to Heaven." Any other suggestions?
←Rate | 05-21-2011 13:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am still sitting here completely in Awe of how Samuel L Jackson is going to be portraying Martin Luther King, Jr. I can picture it now, "I had a dream mother f*cker!"
←Rate | 04-16-2011 13:11 by Mr. Gasparilla Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's a real shame that Justin Bieber never got to attend a sleepover at Michael Jackson's house
←Rate | 04-07-2011 02:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson reads his lines in all CAPS.
←Rate | 03-26-2011 18:56 by @mat2sm00th Comments (0)  

   messageicon see Gaddafi on TV for the last few days, I can only assume that he is paying tribute to Micheal Jackson
←Rate | 02-27-2011 06:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson may be dead, but his dance moves live through rip-offs of Justin Bieber and Usher
←Rate | 02-13-2011 21:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....
←Rate | 10-23-2010 11:18 by rll Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Obamacare, you may as well have Michael Jackson's personal physician tuck you in at night" ~ Dennis Miller
←Rate | 09-22-2010 13:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson gets to go to heaven because he was doing things the priest were doing.
←Rate | 09-19-2010 02:10 by Zack Comments (2)  

   messageicon In honor of Michael Jackson's birthday, their family requests that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today.
←Rate | 08-29-2010 05:20 Comments (1)  

   messageicon thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game
←Rate | 08-01-2010 19:28 by lee Comments (3)  

   messageicon OK Fellas, this one is for you. Be careful who you pick up and take to bed. With wigs, weaves, fake nails, padded bras and pants; you could go to be with a girl that looks like Janet Jackson and wake up with one that looks like Tito!
←Rate | 07-18-2010 22:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 16:23 by @nirajnagi Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson will ever return from the dead to make a Thriller 2
←Rate | 07-01-2010 14:19 by Conlsm90 Comments (0)  

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