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   messageicon MTV is 30 today!! Nina Blackwood, Mark Goodman, Alan Hunter, Martha Quinn and J.J. Jackson....you're hard work was for nothing guys "Reality Show Killed The Video Star"!!
←Rate | 08-02-2011 06:20 by urboyblue Comments (0)  

   messageicon J-Lo's Checklist: ✓Sean Combs ✓Cris Judd ✓Ben Affleck ✓Marc Anthony __Simon Fuller __Randy Jackson __Steven Tyler __Flavor Flav
←Rate | 07-15-2011 18:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon janet jackson flashes a titty and all hell breaks loose, while on the other hand rick ross can just flaunt his knockers anywhere he wants
←Rate | 07-07-2011 20:45 by bumpz Comments (0)  

   messageicon that awkard moment when your at the club using all the moves you learned from Just Dance,Dance Central, and Micheal Jackson's the Experience on the dancefloor...
←Rate | 06-18-2011 02:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It would be pretty cool if, on her last show, Oprah ripped off a mask and it was Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 12:24 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon 've got a pretty good pre-rapture music mix going: "End of the World as We Know It," Jackson Browne's "Disco Apocalypse" and "Before the Deluge." And, of course, "Stairway to Heaven." Any other suggestions?
←Rate | 05-21-2011 13:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am still sitting here completely in Awe of how Samuel L Jackson is going to be portraying Martin Luther King, Jr. I can picture it now, "I had a dream mother f*cker!"
←Rate | 04-16-2011 13:11 by Mr. Gasparilla Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's a real shame that Justin Bieber never got to attend a sleepover at Michael Jackson's house
←Rate | 04-07-2011 02:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson reads his lines in all CAPS.
←Rate | 03-26-2011 18:56 by @mat2sm00th Comments (0)  

   messageicon see Gaddafi on TV for the last few days, I can only assume that he is paying tribute to Micheal Jackson
←Rate | 02-27-2011 06:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson may be dead, but his dance moves live through rip-offs of Justin Bieber and Usher
←Rate | 02-13-2011 21:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Micheal Jackson was as straight as curly fries.....
←Rate | 10-23-2010 11:18 by rll Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Obamacare, you may as well have Michael Jackson's personal physician tuck you in at night" ~ Dennis Miller
←Rate | 09-22-2010 13:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson gets to go to heaven because he was doing things the priest were doing.
←Rate | 09-19-2010 02:10 by Zack Comments (2)  

   messageicon In honor of Michael Jackson's birthday, their family requests that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today.
←Rate | 08-29-2010 05:20 Comments (1)  

   messageicon thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game
←Rate | 08-01-2010 19:28 by lee Comments (3)  

   messageicon OK Fellas, this one is for you. Be careful who you pick up and take to bed. With wigs, weaves, fake nails, padded bras and pants; you could go to be with a girl that looks like Janet Jackson and wake up with one that looks like Tito!
←Rate | 07-18-2010 22:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.
←Rate | 07-02-2010 16:23 by @nirajnagi Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson will ever return from the dead to make a Thriller 2
←Rate | 07-01-2010 14:19 by Conlsm90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon celebrated Michael Jackson's Anniversary by taking the kids to Toy R Us...he woulda liked that...
←Rate | 06-26-2010 20:37 by heZz Comments (0)  

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