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   messageicon If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy
←Rate | 12-07-2011 23:33 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Boy: I wana fu*k you so hard right now. Girl:What?! Boy: Stupid autocorrect! Hey what you doin later? Girl: But, we're talking face to face.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 23:25 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon life is too ironic to understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, Noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 23:20 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Her: What did you buy me for my birthday? Him: You see that pink Mercedes over there? Her: Yessss??? Him: Well I brought you a toothbrush the same color.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 23:15 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian Dad: ok it's cool.. Second daughter: I'm also a lesbian Dad: Christ! Doesn't anyone in this family love c0ck? Son: I do!
←Rate | 12-07-2011 23:08 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people in the world, I'm just saying we should remove the warning labels from everything and let the problem take care of itself.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 21:57 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every girl has a unique "mean glare" they do when they're ticked off. Nearly every guy on the other hand, all have the same "are you kidding me?" emotionless expression when they're angry
←Rate | 12-07-2011 05:30 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Laughter is a wonderful sound. It cheers you up, it holds you up, and makes you believe that a simple sound can make unwelcome emotions disappear
←Rate | 12-07-2011 05:28 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's always a little truth behind every 'jk,' a little knowledge behind every 'idk,' a little emotion behind every 'idc,' and a little pain behind every 'it's OK.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 05:25 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Explain __ in your own words." Ok, ahdjej ejeodokm eiaian eushna fuueoa,
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:26 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you were little it was "Stop, look, and listen before you cross the street." As you get older it's more like "I'm crossing the street now. If you hit me I will sue you."
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:20 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It makes sense that animals pee on something to mark their territory. I mean if someone peed on something, most people would be like, "Eww, okay. That's yours now."
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:19 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nemo is such a badass. He was the first one of his friends to touch a butt
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:18 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon The guy who stands in the entrance of Walmart and says "Welcome to Walmart" must say it so many times, he probably wakes up at night yelling it.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:17 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Letters start with A-B-C. Numbers start with 1-2-3. Music starts with Do-Re-Mi. And love starts with You-And-Me
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:15 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's amazing the things you'll do while procrastinating; it's almost anti-procrastination. It's like "Well, I just re-read all 7 Harry Potter books, learned fluent German and mastered the ability of knife throwing... But I still didn't start that essay",
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:10 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sir Dentist, my gums are bleeding because you're trying to saw them in half with a piece of floss, not because I don't take care of them
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:07 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Doctor: "I have some bad news and some good news." Patient: "Give me the good news first." Doctor: "They're going to name a disease after you."
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:05 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't you wish you could just google anything? Like "where's the remote?" google:"under the couch",
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:04 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know those nights when you just can't fall asleep? Maybe it's because you're awake in someone else's dream.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 04:02 by g0re Comments (0)  

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