jackson Funny Status Messages

   Watching the Election was like watching the Super Bowl but without the possibility of Janet Jackson having a wardrobe malfunction.

   A woman in Wisconsin named her child Marijuana Pepsi Cola Jackson. Proof that Aliens will not be invading us, because there is no intelligent life on this planet.

   From now on, all of my posts will be written in Samuel L Jackson's voice. Re-read this one again Mother F*cker to make sure it's working!!

   I just wish Justin Bieber was around when Michael Jackson was in his prime.

   Paris Jackson attempts suicide... Didn't see that one coming.

   Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will be starring on everyone's TV sets very soon

   I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.

   Sandi Jackson just changed her facebook status to taking the kids to Grandpa Jesses house for a while

   so Jessie Jackson JR gets a 2 1/2yr sentence and Blago got 14 years...... So can this make up for the Martin Verdict?

   Congratulations to Michael Jackson on 4 years of sobriety!

   Bo Jackson takes 5 hour energy?? Well, let me rush out and buy some even tho it tastes like horse pee...

   Michael Jackson has been dead a long time but moonwalking still makes people uncomfortable at children's parties.

   Admit it. You're secretly hoping Samuel L. Jackson flips out and drops the "F-Bomb" on those Capitol One commercials.

   I don't know about Samuel Jackson doing Capitol One commercials. Something about an angry black man asking what's in my wallet makes me very nervous.

   So in other news...On his last night, Larry King will reminisce about some of his best interviews with people like Michael Jackson, Nelson Mandela, and Moses

   10 years ago, Janet Jackson's single nipple. Now I just saw all of the Red Hot Chili Pepper's nipples. Look how far we've come!

   That was Samuel Jackson's first ever public appearance without saying "mother$ucker"

   what did Micahel Jackson Love about twenty five year olds........there was 20 of em

   How To Get Rich: 1. Place a Swear Jar next to Samuel L Jackson...2. Empty it the next day.... 3. Become a millionaire.

   I am a collection of unfinished songs Michael Jackson left behind.