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   messageicon When you live in the country as I do, the term "prosecuted" translates to "shot".
←Rate | 12-13-2011 13:16 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What superpower would I want? The ability to know if the bite of food is rotten or moldy BEFORE I stick in my mouth and chew!
←Rate | 12-13-2011 20:21 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon So proud of my lil' hound dog. Taught Her to sit and lay down on command in less than five minutes. With treats of course. Just that much closer to the final lesson of Go fetch Daddy a beer!
←Rate | 12-15-2011 01:47 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I'm still butt-hurt over that bad call back in '83 during a game of dodgeball. That fricken Jenny Harden was out by a mile...
←Rate | 12-15-2011 15:44 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon This time of year makes me miss the two guys from the old Miller's Outpost commercials.
←Rate | 12-20-2011 18:21 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
←Rate | 12-23-2011 18:37 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When first talking to your kids about Santa, don't say he's God's drunk brother in law. Trust me...
←Rate | 12-25-2011 05:20 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I'm sitting on bleachers and Half my nutsack falls asleep!WTF
←Rate | 12-27-2011 15:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if I win the Mega Millions tonight, maybe I can move my name from my shirt to the front of the building at work ((fingers crossed)).
←Rate | 12-27-2011 18:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Settling in for the night with a glass of orange juice and the Dukes of Hazzard.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 01:03 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every town has a "pink" house. Really, what the hell is up with that?!?
←Rate | 12-28-2011 10:17 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "For the last time woman, it's an ACTION figure!!!"
←Rate | 01-11-2012 10:47 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the guy that just passed me with a "General Lee" car on his trailer, I HATE YOU!
←Rate | 01-11-2012 15:13 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever get caught soliciting a prostitute, I'm going to say "These aren't the droids I've been looking for!".
←Rate | 01-12-2012 13:44 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching the Cowboys. The John Wayne ones, not the loosing ones.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 21:00 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I BUY all my cassettes at truck stops. Suck it SOPA
←Rate | 01-20-2012 15:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twenty two seconds ago I wanted to punch you in the face...stupid commercial.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 23:11 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry Toby Keith. If they ever come out with a "Mossy Oak" design, your song about the "red" Solo cup is screwed!!!
←Rate | 01-30-2012 15:26 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heads up folks. Apparently the little AAA stickers don't count as "proof" of insurance. That is all...
←Rate | 01-31-2012 15:33 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...it's ok that it's not movie quality!.
←Rate | 02-01-2012 09:35 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  




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