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   messageicon Girls just want to have funds.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 19:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're driving illegally, suddenly every car is an undercover cop.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 18:57 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone posts pictures of a dance or something, you always look through them to see if you are in the background.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 19:06 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Because of the constant rubbing of tectonic plates, the earth has volcanic ejaculations.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 19:10 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you just need someone to tell you you're not a loser and are worth a little more than crap.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 19:12 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dreams: are always getting to the best part, and then you wake up.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 19:15 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know when you have to wash the dishes when you are eating salad out of a coffee cup.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 19:22 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It sucks when you make a really awesome post but then someone steals your glory with an even better comment.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 19:23 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's that moment of awesome when you get an A on the test... and then you realize you were given someone elses' test...
←Rate | 10-15-2011 19:27 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure Dora the Explorer is teaching kids the wrong idea, because I tried rapist no raping the other day…. It didn't go well.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 19:32 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys: boobs are like Wendy's; "You know when it's real,"
←Rate | 10-15-2011 21:06 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Female gamers need to get off their high horse. There are a million girls who like gaming, and it doesn't make them "special" or "cool". It just makes them a girl who happens to like video games.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 21:18 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ugly People: There's only so much that photoshop can do.
←Rate | 10-16-2011 00:02 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you need sleep when you feel drunk without having actually had any alcohol.
←Rate | 10-16-2011 00:06 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to live forever, if only cuz I am curious as to how the course of human history will play out: the probably drastically new technology in the far future, the rise and fall of new countries development of government, humans rights, literature, etc
←Rate | 10-17-2011 00:47 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hallmark movies give un-attractive, single girls false hope.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 00:55 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon easy but criticizing gently on it shows the mark of a sensible personality.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 01:02 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can never think of any changes or improvements to your essay until AFTER you print it out.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 21:51 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Realizing that you aren't that smart after all is a sign of maturity.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 21:55 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like condoms; if they're not on your d!ck, they're in your wallet.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 22:03 by g0re Comments (0)  




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