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Screw Earth Day!! I used to be a planet too.... - Pluto
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04-22-2011 07:25 by Bill
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Happy Easter and remember kids, watch out for Obama supporters. They will take 1/2 your eggs and give them to the kids who were to lazy to hunt for their own......
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04-24-2011 06:21 by Bill
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I Haven't been to church in a couple years, sure hope I don't catch on fire........
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04-24-2011 11:27 by Bill
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living the dream ...one fist pump at a time
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04-25-2011 08:07 by bill
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The strangest thing about Obama's birth certificate is that it lists Joe Biden as a witness to his birth. Other than that, it appears fine........
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04-27-2011 12:13 by Bill
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BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what country Latifah is the queen of...
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04-27-2011 14:23 by Bill
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Now we finally know what Obama was hiding on his birth certificate. Under favorite band, it says: "Nickleback."
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04-27-2011 15:02 by Bill
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I really hope Prince William doesn't get cold teeth, err, I mean feet!
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04-28-2011 22:56 by Bill
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I'm at the wedding, you guys just can't see me because I've got one of those weird hats on.
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04-29-2011 05:49 by Bill
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Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around.
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05-01-2011 23:21 by Bill
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I hope Obama held the gun sideways when he shot Bin Laden.
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05-01-2011 23:49 by Bill
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I had a thought......Maybe instead of defunding Sesame Street, we should defund Pakistan. F them losers!!
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05-03-2011 13:39 by Bill
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For those who will celebrate Cinco de Mayo with "authentic" 36% beef tacos, we pray to the Lord.
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05-05-2011 09:14 by Bill
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Oops....Apparently throwing fireworks at people in McDonald's parking lot & yelling Happy Cinco De Mayo is frowned upon : (
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05-05-2011 09:45 by Bill
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Alicia Silverstone named her son Bear Blue? I wonder if she would have liked it if her mother named her Racoon Red? WTF is wrong with these celebs........
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05-10-2011 05:42 by Bill
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I'm not sure who the heck Martha Graham is, but damn she inspired a great Google Doodle today.........
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05-11-2011 06:45 by Bill
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I smash mirrors, walk under ladders, spill salt & cross paths with black cats. Be afraid... be very, very afraid, its Friday the 13th!!!
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05-13-2011 06:02 by Bill
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It's Friday the 13th! Want to get lucky?
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05-13-2011 06:09 by Bill
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Rebecca Black - "its friiday, friiday" *Jason Voorhees walks in stabs her in the face and goes home* yeah, Friday the 13th.
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05-13-2011 06:50 by Bill
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Big shout out to Jason Voorhees! Party at Camp Crystal Lake tonight with a lot of love making....Be there or be square!!
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05-13-2011 06:54 by Bill
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