Luka Funny Status Messages

   My girlfriend thinks I am incapable of being Faithful... My wife on the other hand, has a sister I wouldn't mind, if ya know what I mean

   For those wondering if walls work, they do, I went to china, didnt see one Mexican

   My last relationship ended cause he wanted a long distance relationship, well he told me to go to hell

   it technicallly underwear if its all you are wearing?

   My teacher told me "i think you have trouble comprehending words, so I said to her "i don't even know what that means"