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   messageicon Definition of a guy who knows nothing about women: A guy who thinks PMS is that american tv channel that shows like Nova and Antiques Roadshow come on.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 13:34 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon So many cool gadgets around. The iPad, iPhone, iPod, etc. It's strange though, none of the electronics stores seem to have this iCarly thing that the kids are all talking about.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 08:44 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I need a beer! I need another beer. I think I'll have another one. Iguetss jusst on moer. I'lll hav jush one morrrre. Blaaaahhhh.
←Rate | 07-09-2010 21:12 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know da day is off to a bad start when you realize you put your dirty socks in the toaster, two slices of bread in the toilet and peed in the laundry hamper.
←Rate | 09-03-2011 23:13 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I had dinner with Cheech and Chong earlier. It was great! But those brownies we had for dessert tasted kind of strange.
←Rate | 07-10-2010 18:34 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon A little advie: Never EVER buy sushi from the home shopping network.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 15:15 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Osama Bin Laden has updated his facebook status. The FBI has left the afganistan/Pakistan border and is now searching for him in Farmville.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 18:59 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think the Angry Birds could use some anger management counselling. Mellow out, my cranky avian bros!
←Rate | 09-03-2011 23:11 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon People are often worried about the mafia, but I think it's Justin Beiber we should be worried about. Get on Beibers bad side and he can send tens of thousends of angry young girls over to your house to totally kick your butt! Beib's the new John Gotti.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 20:56 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


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