Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Tattoo my name on your body so that I know you are dumb.

   well why dont you post a white joke? oh that's right there isn't any because blacks can't write.

   changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.

   I'm so sick of being white it's like playing a video game on easy

   Bestiality is okay for religious people because they're sheep anyway.

   Jesus was just either a good salesman or a good magician. Stop basing your life on a myth. Learn to face reality and deal with your problems like an adult and stop leaving them in the hands of a non-existent entity.

   Gay People Should Have The Same Rights as Straight People, I Think They Should Get Their Own Public Toilets AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

   ...To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.

   Hey G@y Guys; I think God's plan was for things to come outta there, not up there..

   Name: If girls have period pains, guys should be kicked in the balls once a month

   The added bonus of fingering a fortune teller on the rag is, I got my palm red for free. :/

   Never mix Viagra with Iron Supplements. It will cause you to spin around and point North.

   Well well well, if it isn’t the “Mom, can I spend the night at my friend’s house after prom” trick.

   partying like a rock star.

   alive

   Celebrate 9/11/2010 by burning a copy of the Patriot Act.

   someone is having a keg of the Mondays

   He who hesitates is not only lost, but probably 12kms from the next motorway exit.

   Barn raising,Frontierville,and Farm town have turned seemily well to do people in to beggars

   "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." - Chuck Nevitt