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According to SOPA you can get five years for downloading a Michael Jackson song illegally, that's a year more than the doctor who killed him.
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01-19-2012 03:12
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I'd be 100 % more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.
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12-30-2011 08:54 by flinnie
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first Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead
first it was Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, now Kim Jong Il. all of my bedroom wall poster idols are dead
Michael Jackson's doctor gets four years in jail?!?! Thats because his victim was white...
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12-16-2011 11:33
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As I was watching the Lion King, I thought to myself .... So its ok for a monkey to hold a baby over a ledge, but when Micheal Jackson did it, all of a sudden there was a problem.
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12-13-2011 13:36 by Mr. Ryan
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I wish Obama would hurry up & have himself a sex scandal already!!! The last time that happened Unemployment was at 4% & Inflation climbed 1%... Anyone remember the good ole days where Andrew Jackson was King?
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12-02-2011 08:03
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Heard they have a new Michael Jackson video game out.....I bet the Pedophiles are gonna love this.
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11-17-2011 21:47
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it just me or are Jerry Sandusky's excuses starting to sound just like Michael Jackson's excuses ?
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11-15-2011 13:43 by Rob
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Did you that a slug has 3,000 teeth and four noses. Beating out Michael Jackson and Joan Rivers by eight teeth.
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11-12-2011 21:07
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When I was younger I used to have a lot of patience, but now I'm like Michael Jackson's Doctor & I have no patients.
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11-09-2011 16:01
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The Jackson's said yesterday's that the Dr. Murray verdict ends a sad chapter in their lives. ...And then they remembered that they're all still related to Tito...
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11-08-2011 20:00
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I'm thinking Dr. Murray will probably get a harsher sentence since Michael Jackson was white at the time of his death......just saying
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11-07-2011 22:16 by sully
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Michael Jackson's bodyguards are now saying; "if Michael Jackson were alive, there is NO WAY he would want Dr Murray on trial." DUH if Michael Jackson was alive, Dr Murray WOULDN'T be on trial now would he? Well played bodyguards, well played.
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11-04-2011 08:38
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Famous people are droppin like flies..I mean..We had...Michael Jackson..Amy Whinehouse..Steve Jobs.. Whose next.. Lindsay Lohan?!
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10-19-2011 22:07 by Seanathon
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How is it possible that one of Michael Jackson's doctors is on trial... and it's not his plastic surgeon?
I can't believe that one of Michael Jackson's Doctors is on trial..........and it's not his plastic surgeon!
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10-04-2011 22:28
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Now that we've seen Nancy Grace's nipple on Dancing with the Stars, the FCC should pay Janet Jackson back every dime
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09-28-2011 05:59 by flinnie
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Just read the entire Michael Jackson will -- turns out the doggone girl is mine.
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09-04-2011 14:54 by flinnie
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Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!
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