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   messageicon When you order your coffee at Starbucks tell them your name is "Merry Christmas"
←Rate | 11-10-2015 17:33 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Uranus is getting tired of being the butt of everyone's jokes?
←Rate | 05-18-2016 08:07 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do I have to hear about these Clowns for 28 more days? O me bad make that 35 more days my math is not so good anymore.
←Rate | 10-03-2016 17:41 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m going to start a band called “Free Beer” because when people see a sign that says, “Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM” everyone is going to be there.
←Rate | 02-01-2018 14:30 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just kicked out of a restaurant because of my pants. Wasn't wearing any.
←Rate | 06-25-2018 17:09 by Mike Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last year for Christmas I got a sweater...this year I am hoping for a moaner or screamer.
←Rate | 12-12-2020 18:31 by mike Comments (0)  



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