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   messageicon now knows what Johnny Cash was singing about in "Ring of Fire." He ate at Taco Bell last night.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 13:27 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon found a sweet new keyboard shortcut. I wish I'd known about it before, it's so much faster! I love you ALT + F4. You make my life easy.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:31 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?
←Rate | 05-19-2010 22:05 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♥ LOVE always has it`s ``ERRORS`` sometimes we try 2 ``REFRESH`` then realyize it`s best 2 b ``SHUTDOWN`` but the hardest part is 2 ``RESTART`` your life and ``REFORMAT`` your HEART ♥
←Rate | 06-19-2011 13:06 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Charlie Sheen and M. Qaddafi must of drank the Kool-Aid"-James Jones
←Rate | 02-27-2011 06:20 by ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon glow in the dark condoms are so much more fun for Star Wars fans.
←Rate | 08-28-2013 22:08 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon decided to give up searching his belly button for Lent!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 10:14 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs a Facebook button that says "What you just posted makes me want to stab you."
←Rate | 06-22-2010 04:43 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates it when you go down to get a midnight snack and get excited to find some treasure in the fridge, only to have your hopes and dreams dashed by the treasure being so far past it's expiration date that only Ashton Kutcher would be interested...
←Rate | 04-17-2010 12:04 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon woke up my wife this morning. She started feeling my face with her eyes closed. I asked her what she's doing and she said "Looking for the off button."
←Rate | 05-19-2010 22:06 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy rule; can`t reach it, don`t need it.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 11:04 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting up with a massive headache and in an Unknown apartment.. well I suppose I had a good start to new years.. Wish you all the same.. Happy New Year !!
←Rate | 01-01-2012 02:18 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she change...
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:33 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon when life throws you a lemon add the tequila and the salt !!
←Rate | 05-19-2010 23:18 by RON Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh Facebook! you go through more Design Changes than Women do wid clothes!!
←Rate | 12-17-2010 00:38 by Ron Comments (0)  



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