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   messageicon This driving test is going terribly.
←Rate | 06-23-2013 21:22 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Politicians should have to wear NASCAR jumpsuits so that we know which corporations sponsor them.
←Rate | 07-05-2013 22:54 by HiYourJon Comments (2)  


   messageicon It's like Batman didn't even care about crime in the cities surrounding Gotham.
←Rate | 05-12-2013 21:15 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to return this pack of gum. They taste awful. "Sir, those are Band-Aids." Oh, I'd like to return these Band-Aids. Someone ate some.
←Rate | 09-01-2013 12:02 by hiyourjon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I just like to sit on the couch and do nothing for 3 years.
←Rate | 05-07-2013 01:35 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon i bought a 30 pack of condoms and they expire in 2016. i’m crunching the numbers here and it’s not looking good
←Rate | 07-24-2013 17:32 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon it OK if I abbreviate Oklahoma?
←Rate | 08-14-2013 13:32 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When they say "all expenses paid," does that include bail?
←Rate | 05-26-2013 22:53 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo
←Rate | 06-14-2013 11:05 by hiyourjon Comments (0)  


   messageicon internet ad: "are you tired of jerking off?" no
←Rate | 06-01-2013 13:23 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I had a kid that was a Belieber I'd lock them in a room with the White Album playing until they snapped out of it
←Rate | 06-02-2013 22:13 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job.
←Rate | 06-22-2012 16:03 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon One time I was stranded on a kitchen island for 4 years. It was delicious.
←Rate | 07-06-2013 10:11 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, so are we dating yet??!
←Rate | 06-11-2013 22:17 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this NFL Draft thing...
←Rate | 04-27-2013 16:43 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do people dumb enough to buy $500 sunglasses make enough money to buy $500 sunglasses?
←Rate | 05-26-2013 23:14 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Allstate mayhem guy drunkenly stumbles into the Progressive headquarters, while screaming, “COME AT ME FLO!!”
←Rate | 06-14-2012 14:20 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why "Trojan" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing.
←Rate | 12-01-2013 06:45 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Patriots defensive coverage today is almost as bad as the coverage by Obamacare.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 18:03 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl in Victoria Secret: Wow! These bras & panties are 20% off!! Me: I bet If you hangout with me they'll be 100% off.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 11:56 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  




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