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   messageicon Michael Jackson didn't die. He simply completed his course of plastic surgery in 2009, turned into a young gay white boy & renamed himself Justin Bieber...
←Rate | 07-09-2012 09:59 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did Michael Jackson die again??
←Rate | 06-25-2012 17:50 by bfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Say what you will about Michael Jackson....but at least he wasn't nosey.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 12:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pepsi is coming up with Michael Jackson cans in the USA.....In a totally un-related News- Pakistan is coming up with Osama Bin Laden Hookas!....Smoke Away my friends!!!! :)
←Rate | 05-04-2012 11:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have lived through death of Michael Jackson, first black president, Royal Wedding and Osama's death. My life's a fuc?ing history book.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 20:47 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon No matter how bad thing get in life, I can always cheer myself up by thinkin. I could have the reputation of Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 09:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet
←Rate | 04-10-2012 22:26 by chicagojoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't bother flirting with a girl on fb who has no pics posted of herself. You'd be better off with your face buried in Randy Jackson's a$$ all night, than to go on a date with her.
←Rate | 04-01-2012 07:44 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wonder if Michael Jackson actually looks like he did in the Thriller video by now...
←Rate | 03-29-2012 15:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston
←Rate | 03-13-2012 22:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I changed. People change.” - Michael Jackson
←Rate | 03-05-2012 21:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Get ready for a repeat of Michael Jackson's case ... Investigators are trying to go after the doctors who wrote Whitney Houston's prescriptions....
←Rate | 02-15-2012 08:25 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael jackson died 1day before the BET AWARDS....Amy Whinehouse died 1day before the VMA'S and whitney houston died 1day before the GRAMMYs...so are we Expected to expect more pre award and post award deaths?!
←Rate | 02-14-2012 14:32 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Other than Whitney Houston...all the dates are wrong. Jackson was 50, JFK was 46 and Winehouse was 27..to make a joke..get the facts right..becomes funnier..Little thing called Google
←Rate | 02-13-2012 14:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon how awsome would it be to get in a fight exactly how it happened in Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video!
←Rate | 02-01-2012 09:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm like the reverse Michael Jackson. I always wanted to be black. I'm sexually attracted to adults, and I have no talent whatsoever.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 14:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so pissed Michael Jackson never had a chance to molest Justin Bieber.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 12:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why isn't "talk like Samuel L. Jackson day" a thing yet?
←Rate | 01-19-2012 07:10 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to SOPA you can get five years for downloading a Michael Jackson song illegally, that's a year more than the doctor who killed him.
←Rate | 01-19-2012 03:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd be 100 % more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 08:54 by flinnie Comments (0)  




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